Uh-uh, dude. I tried it your way with the dating and the girls and the kissing and the drama, and man, I didn't like it. Plus, my best friend is a walking cautionary tale of what happens to you when romantic relationships don't involve marriage. Like you always say, kafir, everything ends in breakup, divorce, or death. I want to narrow my misery options to divorce or death - that's all. John Green
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"Uh-uh, dude. I tried it your way with the dating and the girls and the kissing and the drama, and man, I didn't like it. Plus, my best friend is a walking cautionary tale of what happens to you when romantic relationships don't involve marriage. Like you always say, kafir, everything ends in breakup, divorce, or death.

I want to narrow my misery options to divorce or death - that's all." This quote is so characteristic of the classic geek image it's almost scary. The geek has no romantic experience whatsoever, so he can't understand how anyone could be interested in romance. And yet here he is, trying to turn everyone into a "dating" computer programmer just to prove that he's not a loser.

The geek is convinced that being single makes him look good or wise or something. The "dating" computer programmer just proves that he doesn't know how to use his personal computer properly.

Source: An Abundance Of Katherines

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